| Horner's Coroners | Opponent | Wins | Losses | Ties | % | Years in League | 5 | ||||||||
| Mike Horner | Willard Grid Rats | 6 | 2 | .750 | Years in Playoffs | 2 | |||||||||
| Wolf Pack | 2 | 4 | .333 | Fantasy Bowls | 1 | ||||||||||
| Win % | Wiley's Coyotes | 1 | 4 | .200 | Championships | 0 | |||||||||
| Overall Record | 40 | 29 | 2 | .577 | Conder Mints | 3 | 1 | .750 | Playoff Wins | 1 | |||||
| Day's Destroyers | 1 | 1 | 1 | .500 | Playoff Losses | 2 | |||||||||
| Year | Wins | Losses | Ties | Seed | Finish | Bone Crushers | 4 | 3 | .571 | ||||||
| 1994 | 8 | 6 | 7 | -- | Weller's Fellers | 5 | 3 | .625 | Years in Consolation | 0 | |||||
| 1993 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 8 | -- | Ramsey's Regulators | 4 | 1 | .800 | Years in Toilet Bowl | 0 | ||||
| 1992 | 7 | 7 | 7 | --- | Holy Moellers | 3 | 3 | 1 | .500 | Toilet Bowl Titles | 0 | ||||
| 1991 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 2 | T3 | Chester's Champs | 3 | 0 | 1.000 | Toilet Bowl Wins | 0 | ||||
| 1990 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 2 | Biomet Broncos | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | Toilet Bowl Losses | 0 | |||||
| Hill-Billy's | 0 | 3 | .000 | ||||||||||||
| Roadrunners | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | ||||||||||||
| Chief Wahoos | 1 | 1 | .500 | ||||||||||||
| Coram Legion | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | ||||||||||||
| Busco Wankers | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | ||||||||||||
| Kilowatts | 1 | 1 | .500 | ||||||||||||
| Bartolowitz & Jaymes | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | ||||||||||||
| Hackin' Kaufman | 0 | 1 | .000 | ||||||||||||
| Flying Burritos | 0 | 1 | .000 | ||||||||||||
| T&M Truckers | 1 | 0 | 1.000 | ||||||||||||