| Standings of the Tim Thies Memorial Fantasy Football League | ||||||||||||||
| As of Week 17 - 12/31/23 | ||||||||||||||
| Red Division | Final Results | |||||||||||||
| 17 | Prosecutors finish off 14-2 season, beat the Band, and collect their 3rd title! | |||||||||||||
| W | L | T | W | L | T | PF | PA | PP | CR | PR | ||||
| DA's Prosecutors | 14 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 503 | 342 | 657 | 0.766 | 120.49 | Coyotes squeak by the Grid Rats for 3rd | ||
| Wiley's Coyotes | 12 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 510 | 414 | 636 | 0.802 | 112.82 | Pack leads week with 46, bests Fiction, wins first ever Toilet Bowl! | ||
| Wolf Pack | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 409 | 435 | 511 | 0.800 | 95.49 | |||
| Cranium Morbus | 6 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 398 | 441 | 596 | 0.668 | 99.30 | Order rearranges Morbus to claim 9th place, 3rd draft slot choice. | ||
| Totals | 40 | 26 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 1820 | 1632 | 2400 | 0.758 | 106.68 | |||
| White Division | Prosecutors | ----- | 1 seed | |||||||||||
| EZ Band | 1 | 2 | ||||||||||||
| W | L | T | W | L | T | PF | PA | PP | CR | PR | Coyotes | 2 1/2 | 4 | |
| End Zone Band | 12 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 494 | 358 | 662 | 0.746 | 118.27 | Grid Rats | 6 1/2 | 6 |
| Steelkings | 7 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 356 | 408 | 547 | 0.651 | 95.45 | Knights | 5 1/2 | 3 |
| Willard Grid Rats | 7 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 472 | 448 | 652 | 0.724 | 108.19 | Steelkings | 6 1/2 | 5 |
| Vikaneers | 5 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 323 | 432 | 477 | 0.677 | 86.69 | Pack | 6 | 7 |
| Totals | 31 | 34 | 0 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 1645 | 1646 | 2338 | 0.704 | 101.91 | Fiction | 5 1/2 | 9 |
| NW Order | 7 | 8 | ||||||||||||
| Blue Division | Morbus | 7 1/2 | 10 | |||||||||||
| Vikaneers | 8 1/2 | 12 | ||||||||||||
| W | L | T | W | L | T | PF | PA | PP | CR | PR | Mints | 9 1/2 | 11 | |
| Moscow Knights | 8 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 360 | 461 | 525 | 0.686 | 90.59 | This week's scores | ||
| Culp Fiction | 8 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 393 | 422 | 473 | 0.831 | 92.88 | Prosecutors | 34 - 29 | Band |
| New World Order | 7 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 391 | 381 | 513 | 0.762 | 98.62 | Coyotes | 20 - 18 | Grid Rats |
| Conder Mints | 4 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 325 | 392 | 381 | 0.853 | 84.30 | Pack | 46 - 29 | Fiction |
| Totals | 27 | 38 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 1469 | 1656 | 1892 | 0.776 | 91.42 | Order | 35 - 14 | Morbus |
| Congratulations to DA's Prosecutors, your Fantasy Bowl XXXIX champions! They got 18 big points from Kyren Williams carry them past K C and the End Zone Band. The Coyotes made a fortuitous lineup change at QB which gave them 3rd place over the Grid Rats. The Wolf Pack led the week with 46, and closed the book on Fiction to claim Toilet Bowl XXV. It is their first crapper championship in six appearances. New World Order got 14 from McManus and 12 from Conner to triumph over Cranium Morbus for 9th place. | ||||||||||||||